City broker

2662 days ago

Beaufort Securities and FCA action - calm down it's just one rogue trader

Those who do not like Beaufort Securities have been lining up to send me copies of an FCA notice varying its permissions to shut down its Discretionary Fund Management (DFM) services with immediate effect. Indeed, for weeks, I have been told by a number of folks tales of the FCA pitching up at Beaufort to remove computers. For those viewing this as part of a wider clampdown on City brokers or a massive blow for Beaufort, I have bad news...

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3068 days ago

Disgraced Daniel Stewart Christmas Party Tacky Invitation Caption Contest (shares still suspended)

Shares in disgraced City broker (no longer a Nomad) Daniel Cesspit (DAN) remain suspended (for the third time in a year) as it has yet to complete the bailout placing it first said would be finalised "shortly" on October 1st and thrice since but its annual champagne Christmas Party goes ahead none the less and is tonight. The Invitation - which we have obtained, see below - is uber-tacky so please supply a suitable caption in the commemts section.

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